Our lab was loud the day the Tear Jerker was born, filled with the shrieks and giggles of our test subjects.
This aptly named toy inflicts remarkable pain with minimal effort. Simply pull back the teardrop tip and release onto the nearest consenting masochist. They may cry tears of their own, but they're also likely to thank you for the beautiful marks it leaves behind.
The tip leaves a teardrop welt, the exposed carbon fiber in the middle can make stripes, and the loop on the handle end (made from recycled AV wires) packs a punch too. No matter how you use it, this thing slaps - literally and figuratively.
As with any impact toy - test on yourself before using on others!
This is a limited run for the holiday season, in a handful of colors that will make it easy to find in your toy bag. If these sell quickly, we may restock, but there is no guarantee!
Order by the first week of December if your goal is to have it in your mean, mean hands in time for holiday gifting.
If you're looking for a custom tip shape or color combo, reach out to us on our Contact Us page or via email (kinktanklabs@gmail.com) for pricing and lead times. We cannot guarantee custom work will be ready in time for holiday shipping, but we're happy to provide estimates.
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